Monday, February 11, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Michael Peroutka
This guy is a conservative stud except for his stance on the feds and illegal drug enforcement. But if he was elected I would give him that bone! He is the Constitution Party nominee for president. If Alan Keyes does not run as an independant I think I have found my choice. I may even join the party....I will research it first though.
Moratorium on immigration--expel all illegal aliens. (Mar 2004)
Really secure our borders. (Jan 2004)
Health care is not a federal responsibility. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Mandatory Social Security is unconstitutional. (Mar 2004)End war on drugs-replace with border security. (Mar 2004)
Peroutka/Baldwin platform: God, Family, Republic. (Aug 2004)
Government's purpose is to secure God-given rights. (Mar 2004)
Moratorium on immigration--expel all illegal aliens. (Mar 2004)
Really secure our borders. (Jan 2004)
Health care is not a federal responsibility. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Mandatory Social Security is unconstitutional. (Mar 2004)End war on drugs-replace with border security. (Mar 2004)
Peroutka/Baldwin platform: God, Family, Republic. (Aug 2004)
Government's purpose is to secure God-given rights. (Mar 2004)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
F.D. Bush
Give me a break...Franklin D. Bush says that Americans need to be trusted with their own money. Good, give me my SS now. But of course, he does not really believe that. Between his health care, Pell Grants and billions for Africa. He is showing that he is a true socialist/globalist. Woodrow Wilson and FDR would be proud. The only things he does well is select judges, protect the unborn, kill radical muslims and tax breaks for all. He has split the Republican party into true conservatives- and imposter conservatives; which he and his pop are charter members.
How about securing our borders and tapping our own natural resources? Throw in some nuke plants too!
How about securing our borders and tapping our own natural resources? Throw in some nuke plants too!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Subject: Man Questionnaire
Ask yourself:Am I Gay?1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like adog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat... ' Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to beframed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's worldis his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight manwill never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or fourdifferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might aswell be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick outchartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you canname ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dyingto tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold hisbeer, or scratch his balls.
8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email listbecause you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like adog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat... ' Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to beframed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's worldis his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight manwill never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or fourdifferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might aswell be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick outchartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you canname ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dyingto tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold hisbeer, or scratch his balls.
8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email listbecause you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Christmas Golfing At Your Own Risk!
Well I thought I had a swell Christmas Day plan.....Walk on to one of the city's golf course and enjoy the holiday slappan'n whitey around. My version of a White Christmas. Yeah, mine and 200 of my closest pals! There were people crawling around all three courses. Walking on to whatever hole and ripping away. I tried Muni, Dryden and Creekside in order and all I can say is..."City of Motown open up next year!" You are missing out on some big revenue. Heck, I will get a crew together and split the day's receipts 70/30 with you.
I threw in the towel and went to River Oaks and hit some range balls and worked on the putting stroke. There were more than a few golfers out. I guess that is the difference between the public and private business sectors.
I threw in the towel and went to River Oaks and hit some range balls and worked on the putting stroke. There were more than a few golfers out. I guess that is the difference between the public and private business sectors.
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